that’s suave as shit.
Me on my way to steal ur footballer
i love sports
he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice
smooth as fuck
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
kaworu that makes no sense but u are one smooth operator
me seducing your man
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
ASEXUAL CHARACTERS CAN HAVE ROMANCES IF THEY WANT AND ROMANCES DON’T NEED SEX AND WE SHOULD STOP LINKING SEX AND ROMANCE BECAUSE THAT’S PROBLEMATIC FOR A LOT OF REASONS FOR EXAMPLE IT MAKES ME ANGRY AND SAD